Larka dost sy
Larka dost sy :
yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine.
Larka: salay marta kyun hai
tere ghar he to wapis gayi
hai :P Ooh shit ;
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