Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jayega.
Jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 811 views

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?

Servant: Bijli Deen
Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha, lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 amrood

Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Snta: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya,
or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baat To Pathan Ne Sahi Boli

Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New Addmission Howa.

Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam Kon Hai?”

Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein Naya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are the rivers

Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?

Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).

How can the river be flowing north? That's uphill!

How can mass wasting be an agent of landscape formation on the Moon? The Moon has no gravity!

How do I get water into this beaker?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

English Teacher

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)