funny advice
No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:
1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.
2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.
3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..
4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 903 views
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