No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:
1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.
2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.
3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..
4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 578 views

AISA KARO GAY TO KON AAYEGA?

Ek Pathan apne baap ki qabar pe gaya aur Haal Chaal pucha.

Qabar se koi aawaz nahi aai.

Pathan Qabar per likh kar chala gaya k.....



AISA KARO GAY TO KON AAYEGA?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan
Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Student:

Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,

Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

What Problem

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’ :-)

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI Gi

Santa-Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI

Girl-Choro na

Santa-Tumhare baal ktne khubsurat hai

Girl-Choro na,Aap Bhi

Santa-Itni der se chor hi raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)