Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi ullu

Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai..

Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir..

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1174 views
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