Chhota Sardar

Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko, phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.

Mummy: kaminey aaj phir tune fridge mein susu ki!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1037 views
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