BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?

2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi

1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?

2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1055 views

Sardar

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Man outside phone

'Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 BANIYA mrte time bola

1 BANIYA mrte time bola-Meri Biwi kaha hai.

Biwi-Mai yha hu.
MERA BETA? Ha papa

Or BETI? papa hm sb aapke pas hi hai.

TO Haramkhoro DUKAN PE Kaun Hai??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar k0 electric chair

Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la:

Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la: “btao tmhari akhri khwahish kia hai?”
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Sardar: menu dar lag reya a, mera hath pharr lawo:)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)