Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”

Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”

Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1019 views

Hands free kehte hain

Teacher :jis k 2onon hath na hun us ko english me kia kehte hain?

Student:hands free

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar Joke

In a train, Sardar keep his luggage above the seat at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else. It will fell on mine. Sardar: Don’t worry friend, there is no breakable item in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fixing broken computers

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Excellent Road sentence

An Excellent Road sentence Written In National Highway:
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"Go Slow,
Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God"..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)