An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 592 views

Paan ki dukan se paan

Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye,

beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo

peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n bahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga

tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ? 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa Very Tasty

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya

Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achhi banti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mazak ki aadat

Wife:
Apko Meri Khubsurti Ziyada Achi Lagti Hy Ya
Aqalmandi?

Sardar:
“Mhjy To Tumhari Ye Mazaq Karne Ki Adat Bohat
Achi Lagti he,,,

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar bhagte bhagte

Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor
bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nirmal Baba Dukhi Hokar Shiv Ji Ke Pas Gay

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye bole sare bhakt piche pade h,

shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.

Baba-nhi.

Shiv ji-jail hokar aao. Kripa aani suru ho jyegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)