Sardar Joke
In a train, Sardar keep his luggage above the seat at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else. It will fell on mine. Sardar: Don’t worry friend, there is no breakable item in it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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