Bilu MC ki hotal me
Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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