Apka weight kitna hai?
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1074 views
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Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do
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Khana Start Hua Tu
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” Bilkul Pheeka Hai”,.
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