Doctor to Minister
Doctor to Minister : Mantriji aapki biwi maa banne wali hai.
Mantri soch me pad gaya
Doctor : Kya hua mantrijee
Mantri : Samajh nahi aa raha sala kaun FARZI-MATDAAN kar gaya..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 598 views
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