A man was appearing and
A man was appearing and disappearing in yamaraj's window..
YAMA:R U PLAYING GAME WITH ME?
Man:no sum stupid internee is giving me cardiopulmonary resusciation..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
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