Laloo's Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me

Laloo's Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?

Funny Laloo: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views
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