you have been successful.
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).
Client congrats you have been successful.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'
This is how stock markets work!!!
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Bap ki death pe sardar bahut ziyada ro raha tha itne me phone aya to sardar ne aur bi ziyada rona shoro kar dia.:
dost:kia howa.
Sardar:meri behan ka phone tha us ka baap bi mar gaya hai.
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Santa: That Is Great,
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
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Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala to ek mehmaan ney apney paas bethey dosrey mehmaan sey kaha, “ganey wali ki awaz kitni wahiyaat hey, kis tarah ganey bajaney key bahaney kanon key pardey phaar rahee hey. Yeh mohtarma hein kon?”
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Doosra mehmaan: Mein ney likha hey
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