This Computer Will Cut

Salesman: This Computer Will Cut
Your Workload By 50%.

Santa: That Is Great,
I Will Take Two Of Them

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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Syllabus:80 GB __

We study: 80 MB__

Retains in mind: 80KB__

Write in exam: 80 Bytes__

Result comes in binary digits i.e, 00 01 10 11.. :P

sHaReEf BaChA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?

Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki.

Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola.

Taxi Driver: “Lo Sahab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”

Pahle Pathan Ne Use Paise De Diye.

Dusra Bola Thank You, Par Teesre Ne Ek Thapad Maar Diya.

Driver Dar Gaya, Socha Ye Pathaan To Sayana Nikla Samajh Gaya.

Teesra Pathan Bola: “Saale Araam Se Chalaya Kar, Itne Jhatke Kyu Marwaye Tune Aaj?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny

Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen?
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Shopkeeper: Acha card hai?
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Pathan: Kaun sa card?
Shopkeeper: Memory card.
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Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
pathan to girl

Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.


Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,

Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji Tay Sardar Ji day 5 Parawan

Sardar Ji Tay Sardar Ji day 5 Parawan nay ral kay taxi lay lai

15 Din Chalanday Rahay Sawari hi Koi Na Mili....... . . .

3 Para Pichay Bethay Rehnday Si Tay 2 Aggay  :)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 admi ne hotel ke room mein

1 admi ne hotel ke room mein computer dekha to socha ke wife ko mail kar doon.

Jaldi mein mail galat address par send ho gaee.

Jis Orat ko Mail maili us ke Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.

Mail Padte hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch

Gya hoon Idhar Net bhi Mojud he,Jaga Choti Par Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa

Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nahi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo

Ab Tak White Hian,Kal Tumhy bhi Bulwa Lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar prepared only one essay Friend for his exam.

sardar prepared only one essay Friend for his exam.

But in exam he got ..Father essay.

so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this....

I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan ka challenge

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.

Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye

Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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