Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 905 views
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