raat ke andhere main jab sab soo gye the,aik chor ghar main dakhil hoa,etafak se aik chote bache ki ankh khol gai. chor: “khabardar,agar chekhe to goli khani pare gi”. Bacha: “masomiat se jee main chocolate khata hun”.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 860 views

Dr. Santa and Engineer Banta loved

Dr. Santa and Engineer Banta loved same girl.

Er. Banta started giving an apple 2 d girl everyday.

Dr. Santa: Why?

Er. Banta: An apple a day keeps d doctor away!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab koi ladki ghar se

Jab koi ladki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de...
to uske maa bap ko kya krna chahiye???
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No idea???
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I got !dea
use ganja kar ke bitha do 5-6 month tak bhagne ka
naAm nAi legi takli.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola,

Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola, "Ye hamaara principal bilkul Ulloo hae." 

Lakee bolee, "Tum jaantay ho, maen kawn hoon? Maen principal kee baitee hoon!!!" 

Larka bola, "Tum jaantee ho, maen kawn hoon?" 

Larkee bolee, "Naheen" 

Larka khooshee say bola. "Shukar hae yaar, jaan bach gaee"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

munna Bhai- aray Circit yeh doctor

munna Bhai- aray Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai ?
Circit- bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek husband god se bola,

Ek husband god se bola, “India se Russia tak pakki
sadak banwa dijiye.”
God bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.”
Husband bola, “To phir aap meri wife ko samajhdaar
aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
God bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)