BACHA AUR CHOr
raat ke andhere main jab sab soo gye the,aik chor ghar main dakhil hoa,etafak se aik chote bache ki ankh khol gai. chor: “khabardar,agar chekhe to goli khani pare gi”. Bacha: “masomiat se jee main chocolate khata hun”.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 861 views
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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Banta: yaar me kal Bitch per ghoomane gaya tha.
Santa: Ajib baat hai, tu kutti per baith kar ghoomane gaya phir bhi usne katta nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
IT engineer- Hey bhagwan promotion karwa dena
51 rupees ka bhog apke charno me rakh raha hu!!
God- Pagal marwayega kya?
ANNA HAZARE dekh raha hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
gf: hi
bf: what ?
gf; I cheated
bf : so what do u think i love u ? i have been cheating u frm past 2 yrs .
gf: cried and said noooo .. i was talking about exams.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Hum 45 Behn Bhai hai Banta: Kya tumare ghar Populatn count krne wale nhi aye? Santa: Aye the,pr hm sb pdh rhe the,wo COACHNG CNTR smajh k vapas chle gye...
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Police Ky Chhittar Khane Se
Koi Mar To Nai Jata.
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Bus Pedal Chalne K Andaz
Badal Jate Hain…!:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Suhaag raat ko dulhan k darwazay per zor say dastak hui tou wo dour ker bathroom maen chup gayee.
"kia hua"khawand nay kaha
"maen nay samja k police raid ho gaya hai" dulhan boli
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)