A: Just look at that young person with the short
hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were
her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1220 views

THE BAT PET

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

husband said to hi wife

A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time"

The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agar Tum Na Hote, Agar Tum Na Hot

Ek Gareeb Aashiq Ki Apni Premika Pe Likhi Gayi Ek Shayari

Main Aur Meri Tanhayi Aksar Ye Baatein Karte Hai,

Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota,
Aur Agar,

Tum Na Hoti To Mere Pass Paisa Hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dava and Daru

Whats the diff between Dava & Daru? 

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein

ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein
khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola “u hv a nice chest”
pehla sardar bola
“eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)