A: Just look at that young person with the short
hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were
her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 924 views

Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.

Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: "Tum Bolti Kyun
Nahi?"

Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha, "Muh Mein
Gutka Hai"



Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: doctor ji

Wife: doctor ji, mere pati neend mein baat karna shuru kardiye hai. kya karu?

Doctor: din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek bar ek ladka ro raha tha

Ek bar ek ladka ro raha tha to uske dost ne pucha kya hua.

ladka:yaar mere papa ne muje mara dost:kyo

ladka:maine to sirf yahi kha kamieny film dekhne chale papa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)