Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta
Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta
Boy: Mauf karo baba
Fakeer: Kuch to day do beta
Boy: Acha aisa karo ye jo sms parh raha hai issi ko lay jao
Fakeer: Bheek mangi hai Bheekari nhi manga…
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