Looking up websites on infertility, I found an address that sounded interesting. I clicked on the link and was taken to a site that said, “This page is under construction.”

I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”

I bookmarked the addresss and went back several months later. Posted was a full-page picture of a beautiful nine-pound baby girl.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views

MATHS Teacher to a brilliant

MATHS Teacher to a brilliant sardar:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon mai barabar
kesy taqseem karei gy ?
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Sardar:
juice bana kay. :’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tcher: Shadi Kya Hai?

Tcher:
Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:
Kunwaro k Liye “Alpenlibe”
Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye
“Cloromint”
Dubara Mat Puchna.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Pathan

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Pathan chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay

Sardar ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti?

Pathan: hum lassi bana rahe hein.

Sardar: Ha ha ha. O pagal k bacha log is liye tum per lateefa banata hai.

Itna lassi tumara baap piye ga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A lawyer was driving

A lawyer was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, "I love my Ford." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was Crashed. "My car! My car!" he sobbed.

Another man was driving by and cried out, " you're bleeding! your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, sobbed again, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yara ham ko shak he

aaik pathan darwaza khol k naha raha tha

kisi ne poocha LaLa aisa kion karte ho ?

Pathan : yara ham ko shak he khamein darwaze ke neechey se koi dekhta he…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)