Pati ghar jaldi aa gya
Patni ne PREMI(GUPTA JI) ko powder laga kar kone me MURTI ki tarah khada kar diya or pati ko kaha ye MURTI Gupta ji ne di hai.

Pati adhi raat ko uth kar MURTI ke aage Sandwich rakh kar bola: Kha lo Gupta ji, Parso me bhi Tumhare ghar sari raat aise hi khada rha tha sala kisi ne pani b nhi pucha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Yell for Help

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Do you think you can

Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"

* "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor or patients

patient : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear. doctor : when? patient : morning eight o clock doctor. doctor : now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment? patient doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Difference

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Teacher to student

Extraordinarily Student Teacher:

"Do you know
Avogadro's Number" ??

pappu : "Avogadro Ladka Tha
Ya Ladki" ??
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Teacher: "Ladka" .
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pappu : "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko
Ke Number Nahi Rakhta"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)