Pati ghar jaldi aa gya

Pati ghar jaldi aa gya
Patni ne PREMI(GUPTA JI) ko powder laga kar kone me MURTI ki tarah khada kar diya or pati ko kaha ye MURTI Gupta ji ne di hai.

Pati adhi raat ko uth kar MURTI ke aage Sandwich rakh kar bola: Kha lo Gupta ji, Parso me bhi Tumhare ghar sari raat aise hi khada rha tha sala kisi ne pani b nhi pucha.

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