telephone connection
Man 1- I Notice that Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties
Man 2- No! Actually Our Telephone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 921 views
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