Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?
Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views

If you will try

Girl: If you will try to kiss me to main shor macha
doongi
Boy: Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

barr e azam

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?



Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,
PHLWAN-kamse kam 10
Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah
pure mohlle ko utha deta h

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)