Professor in Hindi Class : "gaali ki
paribhasha batao.."
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Pappu: "atyadhik krodh aane per
shaaririk roop se hinsaa na kerte
huye, maukhik roop se ki gayi
hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye
chune huye shabdon ka samooh
jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali kehte hai..!!''
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Professor: Aapke CHARAN kahan
hain prabhu..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1089 views

Meri kismat bohat achi hai

Larka: Meri kismat bohat achi hai;

Dost: Woh kaise?;

Larka: Abu jab bhi mujhe parhne ka kehte hain, bijli chali jati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik dukaan mein daaku

Aik dukaan mein daaku Loot-maar ker raha tha

Daaku ne aik aadmi se poochha ke tum ne mujhe Loot-maar kerte dekha?
Aadmi: Haan

Daaku: Dhuzzzz
Maar diya..

Daaku doosre aadmi se:

Tum ne dekha?
Doosra aadmi: Nahi

Mene nahi dekha Lekin
MERI BIWI NE DEKHA HAI..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?

Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?

Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.

Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek bar ek pagal

Ek baar ek pagal bidi bina jali bidi pee raha tha
Dusra Pagal : Yaar bidi se koi dhuan nhi nikal raha
hai?
Pagal : Kar di na phir paglon wali baat, Yeh “CNG”
bidi hai...!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bhikari Sahab Ek Rupiya De Do

Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?

Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)