muslim lady assalmo alikum
muslim
lady assalmo alikum!
Angel issay jannt lel jao
hindu lady
namasty!
Angal issay dozakh mai lay jao
christian lady
hi darling
Angal issey side pay lay jao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 528 views
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