Students tentions
Girls tention: sawal out of sallaybus na aa jae
boys tention:
sala roll number fast banch pe na aa jae.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 504 views
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Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say Sawal Kia:
Tum Mera Sath Kab Tak Chahtay Ho?
Larka Ro Diya Our Apnay Aansoo Ka Aik Qatra Samandar Main Gira Diya
Our Kaha: Jab Tak Tum Is Aansoo K Qatray Ko Dhoond Na Lo…
Is Par Samndar Bhi Ro Diya Our Kaha: Ay Pakistanio.
Tum Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan Sekhtay Kaha Say Ho?
Larkay Nay Muskura Kar Kaha:
Dr Tahir ul Qadri Say….
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di:
“BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”
Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?
Pathan: Sir mene khabar ko asan alfaz mein likha hai.
Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?
Pathan: “MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA”!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,
Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??
Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hn us ka naam yaad nahi aaraha hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!!
Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha
Daku Boara Khatarnak He
Khali Hath Mat Jana
Sardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata He
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The
Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faqeer: 10 rupiya de do sahab chae piyonga...
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Admi: Chae tau 5 ki ati hai..
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Faqeer: girl friend bhi piyege..
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Admi: Faqeer ne bhi girlfriend bana li?
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Faqeer: Nhi sahab... Girlfriend ne faqeer bana diya..
:D :D :D
HAHAHAHA
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Husband Biwi Se:
Pani Pila Do ...
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):
"Nahi"Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin se"LEAK"to Nahi Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher 2 Student s : Copy Per Train Banao Ma5
mint Mein Ati Hun .
10 mint Baad ,
Teacher : Train Dikhao ?
Student : Aap Late Hogayi Train 5 Mint Pehle Chali Gai …….!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K
1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…
Sardar:
NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)