Ustad: Agr me tmhary walid ko Rs. 5000 dun,un ko 2000 ki zarurat ho to ktne wapas mil jaenge?

Student: 1 b nhi
Ustd : wo Hisab nhi janty?
Student: ap mre baap ko nhi jannty

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 836 views

yeh kaisa signature hai ????

Teacher : yeh kaisa signature hai ????
''@@@@@@@@@''
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Student : teacher , yeh meri mummy ka sign hai =)
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Teacher : naam kya hai mummy ka ????
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Student : her name is JALEBI BAI =)))
hahahahahahahahahahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Way To Save Your Marriage

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.

The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Womans toilet

Teacher:aisi kisi jagah ka naam btao jis ko banaya to admi ne ho magr wo wahan ja na sakta ho.


Student:woman toilet

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

those who r too smart

Those who are too smart

to engage in politics

are punished by being GOVERNED

by those who are dumber.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)