ap mere baap
Ustad: Agr me tmhary walid ko Rs. 5000 dun,un ko 2000 ki zarurat ho to ktne wapas mil jaenge?
Student: 1 b nhi
Ustd : wo Hisab nhi janty?
Student: ap mre baap ko nhi jannty
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 953 views
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