Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views

Pathan

Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or tawan k liye "10 lakh rupe kal subha pull k niche pohncha do" Ka sticker uske piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.

Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!

Sath sticker pe likha tha..

"Khuda ka Qasam paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka he k khan ne khan ko loota

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

solution

Quiz: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
Ans: Pollution.

Quiz: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Ans: Solution

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

And there's the teacher!

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardi nain mar rhi hai

Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay,
Kisi Ne Aik Bar Usy Kaha Tha,
Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)