Judge: Isse Pehle Ki Faisla Sunaya

Judge: Isse Pehle Ki Faisla Sunaya Jaaye, Tum Kuch Adalat Main Kehna Chahte Ho.
Apradhi: Nahi Saahab Aaj Subah Aakhiri Dus Rupaye Bhi Vakil Sahab Ko De Diye.

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Dukandar :
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Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
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Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
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Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!

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;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HA








;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;



BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go, they take your house and car with them.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
main kapray nichor nichor

preeto: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

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Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi

Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Malik "Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai?".
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Jawab mila.

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"Sir ye anda aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"

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Sardar"MORI"

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