Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,
Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,
Paro Ne kha Daru chod Do,
Ek Din Aaega Jab -
GIRLFRIEND khegi-BHAIYA,
IN BACHO KO ZARA SCHOOL CHOD DO!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views
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