Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 891 views

Going on motorcycle

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question

Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question Can Go Home!
A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.
Teacher: Who Threw The Bag?
Boy : Me!
I’m Going Home.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik bacha park mai

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha

1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:

Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.

Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.

Orat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi, Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patient

Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)