Gadha Kaun

Ek ladki apne boyfriend ko papa ke paas milane le aya.

Kuch der tak baatein karne ke baad, papa ko uski beti ka boyfriend bilkul gadha laga..

Ladki ka Baap : Main nahi chahta ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.

Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views
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