Gf. chand kahan hai?
GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur
1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai?
Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k
baitha hai.:-|
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 953 views
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Mujrim:Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
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6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen Or Mujhe Papa,
Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
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Teacher:
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Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
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Ton!Ton!Ton!
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Sister: Allah ki amaan ho Veer..
Mother: Jeetey raho beta..
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IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:
. Make the best of it
. Dont doubt anything
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever
IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!
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