Wife Cockroach Se Darti Hai
Santa Se Puchha Ki :
Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Sardar : A Cockroach Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Bohat Darti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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