dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi
Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.
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Woh kya cheez hai jo haathi
jitni badi hai magar uska
wazan kuch nahi hota.? .
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Ans: Haathi ka saya............. :p lolz
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