OBAMA: Do you know Swimming?
OBAMA: Do you know Swimming?
LALU: No
OBAMA:Dog is better than you,it Swims.
... ...
LALU:Do you know Swimming?
OBAMA:Yes
LALU:Then,Whats the difference between you and Dog?
OBAMA shocks...LALU Rocks!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 525 views
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