Sardar went to hotel manager
Sardar went to hotel manager hurriedly and said:
Come with me.
My wife wants to jump out of the window.
Manager: Then what can I do sir?
Sardar: Window is not opening.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 847 views
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