Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.

Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai XTRA SHEET PLZ

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 855 views

sardar & loan

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

lofer or Offer

“Loffer” or “offer”
mein keya ferq hy?
agr koi lerka kise lerki ko
propose kare to “loffer”.
agr koi lerki kise lerka ko
propose kare to “offer”.
Had hogae yar..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

should never say

Is it true that you were present until you left the building?

Who was it that got killed in the accident - you or your sister?.

When the two cars collided, how far away from each other were they?

Was that the first time that your brother had committed suicide?

When he took your photo, were you present?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do Admi Train Par

Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the...
1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh
me kahan
se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector
41 mein
kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se
1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao
Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao
kahan ja
rahe ho?
Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir
tum dono ho kaun..??
Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar
rahe
hain :P :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cost Of Divorce

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)