Xtra Sheet Please

Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.

Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai XTRA SHEET PLZ

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 778 views
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