Lalooji Ka Cycle Accident
Ek bar Laloo ji cycle chala rahe the, ke achanak cycle ek girl se takra gayi..
Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!
Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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