Apun Jhoot Nehin Bolega
Circuit -Bhai, bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega bhai.
Munna bhai -Aye circuit, woh sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
Circuit -Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
Munna bhai -Par circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
Circuit -Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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