Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?

Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views

English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.

English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.
1: "WHAT"
Tania ko Ali k saath daikh kar Asim k mathay par
"WHAT" par gaey.
2: "KILL"
Arif ne deewar main "KILL" thoak k tasveer tang
di.
3: "MY"
Hum ne ghar k kaamon k liye aik "MY" rahki hoi
hai.
4: "DIG"
Paon phisal janay ki wajah se Aslam neher main
"DIG" gya.
hahahahahahaha wah sardar G...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Men Should Listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Angrez

Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?

Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI

ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Father to son

Father to son: How did you write your exam?

Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

I have lots of jokes

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
"You are so beautiful"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)