Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1332 views

Mother vs son

Mother :tipu sultan kon hai?
Son::pta nai
mother: parhai pe dehan do
son:sara aunty kon hai? Mother : pata nai?
Son:papa pe dehan do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Do Sharabi Sadak Pe Ja Rahe The

Do Sharabi Sadak Pe Ja Rahe The Ki Achanak Unhe Aayna Mila

1st Sharabi-Ye Photo Kiski Hai

2nd-Abe Gadhe Itna B Nahi pata Ye Photo To Meri Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Women Drivers

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar asked his servant to Go

Sardar asked his servant to Go and water the plants.

Servant replied It”s already raining.

Sardar said: So what take an umbrella and go.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik foji train me ja rha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)