Teacher(class mein pdhate

Teacher(class mein pdhate hue):Bacho aayker, bikrikar, bhumikar se milta julta koi aur word batao

Nishu: Sir, ek nahi 3 words suno “Sunil Gawasker, Sachin Tendulker aur Dilip Vengserker”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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