Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N Pocha Kya Hua

Doctor:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Ye Dimagh K Operation K
Bhaney Aata Hai
or
Tind Karwa K Bhag Jata Ha…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 709 views

Question Paper Are Printed

Teacher : Children
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..

Santa: In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

blonde walked into a store

A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.

The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."

The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"

by usmanzahid (few years ago!)

bhagwan ka shukar hai ki

Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori

Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.

bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.

Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;

khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;

KHAN: cycle ki. G Ö Khöcha!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi Ki Itni Jaldi Kyu Hai?

Pathan Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aayi Aur Vo Uske Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya

Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: “Humari Beti To Abhi Padh Rahi Hai.”

Pathan: “Ji, To Koi Baat Nahi Main Ek Ghante Ke Baad Aa Jaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)