Sardar And a Taxi Driver

Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1085 views
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