A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who
was about to deliver, when another sardar asked
him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le
ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi
Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery
hondi aaa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 888 views
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