Very tasty
Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha
kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi
achhi banti
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 988 views
Similar Jokes
Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya,
Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha.
Santa dekh kar bola,
... *
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Ye Bakra Q Ziba Kia?
Pathan: Manat Mana Tha Wo Poora Ho Gya,
Sardar: Kis Baat Ka?
Pathan: Hmara Murga Gum Hua Tha Wo Aaj Mil Gaya Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai
hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,
admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji
"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"
Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja
"CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?
Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sara: My grand father lived 96 years & He never used glasses
Chaudhary:O menu pta ae
.
.
Kuj log sidha botle nu e mu la lende ne
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Girl: Mom, I want some fresh air..
Can I go for a walk..?
Mom: Yes, but tell your
“fresh air” to drop you home by 9 pm… :D :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or bola : Aik Samosa dedo
samosa leny ke baad bola aik rol dedo
or rol ke baad bola aik pepsi dedo
or pepsi le kar janey laga to samose wala bola mere paise to do
pathan : konse paise
samose wala : pepsi ke
pathan : pepsi to meney rol ke badle li hai
samose wala : to rol ke paise
pathan : rol to meiny samose ke badle lia hai
samose wala : to samose ke de de
pathan : Abey pagal ho gaya hai kia samosa to mainy wapas kar dia
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)