Sir Neeche Kar K Faansi De Do..!
Inspector To Banta:
Faansi Se Pehle
Bata Teri Antim Ichha Kya Hai?
Banta:Mere Pair Upar Aur
Sir Neeche Kar K Faansi De Do..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 831 views
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