Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess

Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: “What Is Your Name?”
Air-Hostess: “Eva Benz!”

Man: “Wow, Lovely Name, Any Relation With Mercedes Benz?”
Air-Hostess Replied Smiling: “Yes, Same Price!!“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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